This is a very scuffed RT made under questionable circumstances (it's 3 am and I crave white chocolate, pickles and rum) so expect updates and modifications in the future when I'm more lucid.
NEEDS
-No one-liners.
-Multiple paragraphs even if they are short.
-Absolutely no pressure for replies (no schedule, ping me if you want fast, easy action).
-Someone with a sense of humor who can handle weird outcasts.
-Clear goals and objectives in a plot.
-Either good romance or downright filthy hornyposting, there's barely an in-between.
WANTS
-Anyone willing to play female characters for my fictional men.
-Plot good enough to pass as decently written fanfiction.
-Smut that would make your parents disown you.
-Trad wife and plenty of kids who'll never know how kinky their mommy is. Alien wife is also acceptable.
-People that don't mind autistic rants of a paranoid ****** that's as tall as a wardrobe.
-A house outside the system and to not be held down by a failing modern society where ideals and flimsy aesthetics have surpassed the good old values that made humanity great in the first place because at one point it will be too late and a second flood will come but hey, at least the sunken, eco-friendly cities will have wheelchair ramps, never mind the thousands upon thousands of pounds of divine retribution we're gonna receive if we keep being unholy philistines and sodomites.
-Music CDs. All of them.
-To feel something. Anything.
LIKES
-Foreign women that speak at least one language besides english (don't call it interracial love, call it inter-national love).
-Tomboys.
-Older women.
-Ladies in uniform.
-Submissive masochists.
-Alt girls with tattoos, specially when they look like stereotypical lesbians but are straighter than an arrow and submissive to boot so I guess that's the male version of women who like dominant femboys and twinks.
-Women that are very small, tiny, petite and that you can't take seriously when they're angry because they're just so adowable they look like they're pouting puppies, they pair very well with big scary lads like yours truly.
-Both gentle, kind and caring souls but also dirty sluts and filthy bitches. Perhaps both? After all bulldogs and rotweillers can be hugged too.
-People that can hold a conversation and can also have autistic rants of their own interests. It's very wholesome to listen to your tard tirades after you've listened to my own.
-People with good music taste. Yes, recommend me your metal or weird genre, I have a collection to make.
-Not Taylor Swift. Every straight guy that pretends to like her is either trying to please you or trying to get you to please him if you catch my drift.
-FFM threesomes.
PROVIDES
-Big hunky men (also hairy, tatted, gymrats, dadbods…) that make you feel safe
-Smart, interesting men that make you feel dumb
-Dangerous and alluring dudes because something something chicks dig bad boys.
-Twinks and femboys that are cuter than you.
-Monstermen because Beast from Beauty and the Beast really did a number on you.
-Any type of guy really, I'm good at acting.
NON-NEGOTIABLE
Regardless of what you want from me in any form of lewd plot there are four things I'll always seek in a variety of ways and they are as follows:
-Rimming (both giving and recieving)
-Breeding (from just creampies and unprotected sex to being a dad and preggo stuff)
-Maledom (willing to accept VERY gentle femdom or switch stuff)
-Good world building (it adds so much, if you disagree we might as well just be sexting)
If you dislike any of the above then PLEASE, do not waste your time trying to circumvent these.
REGARDING NON EROTIC PLOTS
I won't go out of my way to seek vanilla plots as I write already by trade and it's all stuff that isn't smutty and I unwind with the lusty side of the ink. Despite that, I'm not fully closed off to the idea of something more pure or artistic if you have a strong idea or we get a good vibe going, just make sure to establish a goal for such a plot.
A BUNCH OF PLOTS I'VE BEEN NESTING IN MY MIND
Duet
If the Snaggletooth pfp didn't clue you in, I'm a huge metalhead, so to sort of cover my own inability to play an instrument or sing properly I've watched plenty of documentaries about musicians and bands and ended up crafting the schematics of a novel about a young musician who disappears from the public eye after an accident where his bandmates die, only to resurface years later totally changed, physically, mentally and musically going from the teenage boy-band fuckboy to a controversial, hardcore rocker in the vein of Lemmy, Blackie Lawless or Danzig. The story itself, as you would imagine, revolves around the mystery of his ten-year disappearance and is a commentary on fame, trends and the sickly nature of the nature of celebrity culture, but I figured this tragic musical figure would also have a history of girlfriends, groupies and fuckbuddies in the industry so regardless of what you're looking for I'd love to play my novel protag with one of his romances, flings or sexpals at different points of his career.
Verde
Just my own personal twist on the fantasy love story that features one big meaty orc man, perhaps an FFM thingy with his two female party members in a throuple situation after all pleasing an orc isn't easy specially if the women aren't orcs themselves.
Proposal of the third wheel (My wife's best friend is my personal bitch)
Your bestie has been married for years, while you never found a good partner, always ending up unhappy in many departments, mostly sexually. However, she isn't dumb, and has noticed how, despite your cool and composed badass exterior, you've sneaked glances at her hubbie, who seems to fit your type. It's hard to not spit your drink out when your bestie confesses a severe decline on her own sexual drive after having kids and how her man had to suffer from it. So she has a strange proposal, as she knows full well that her husband would manage to please you and he needs a submissive t obreak now that his wife has grown disinterested in sex altogether, so she wants you to be his hubbie's bitch as it could help with both his and your sexual frustration while making you closer to your bestie and remove the needless complication of an actual relationship. This plot can also incorporate lesbian elements as I'd play the husband and wife.
MILF next door
Another classic but with my usual sprucing up. Young man in his twenties moves near a single woman that's like in her mid thirties so there's quite the age gap but she's still hot, at least to the guy, she's probably less charitable to herself, thinking she got fat after the divorce but having a handsome young stud lifts her spirits and she's quickly roped into posing for his photoshoots, which end up delving into cosplay and increasingly sexier stuff. Bit of a slow burn but damn it I'm getting older and need to capture the feeling of the mature woman experience.
Moving forward
Almost an inverse of the prior one but a tad more wholesome, my character would be a father and yours a friend of his daughter and the love they hide for many years until the daughter dies from an illness and only after her death a note of hers is revealed in which she knew how much her friend and dad cared for one another despite never doing anything out of respect for her, giving them the blessing only because she knows how much they care for eachother.
[Treat everything here as temporary until I can make it look nicer]
NEEDS
-No one-liners.
-Multiple paragraphs even if they are short.
-Absolutely no pressure for replies (no schedule, ping me if you want fast, easy action).
-Someone with a sense of humor who can handle weird outcasts.
-Clear goals and objectives in a plot.
-Either good romance or downright filthy hornyposting, there's barely an in-between.
WANTS
-Anyone willing to play female characters for my fictional men.
-Plot good enough to pass as decently written fanfiction.
-Smut that would make your parents disown you.
-Trad wife and plenty of kids who'll never know how kinky their mommy is. Alien wife is also acceptable.
-People that don't mind autistic rants of a paranoid ****** that's as tall as a wardrobe.
-A house outside the system and to not be held down by a failing modern society where ideals and flimsy aesthetics have surpassed the good old values that made humanity great in the first place because at one point it will be too late and a second flood will come but hey, at least the sunken, eco-friendly cities will have wheelchair ramps, never mind the thousands upon thousands of pounds of divine retribution we're gonna receive if we keep being unholy philistines and sodomites.
-Music CDs. All of them.
-To feel something. Anything.
LIKES
-Foreign women that speak at least one language besides english (don't call it interracial love, call it inter-national love).
-Tomboys.
-Older women.
-Ladies in uniform.
-Submissive masochists.
-Alt girls with tattoos, specially when they look like stereotypical lesbians but are straighter than an arrow and submissive to boot so I guess that's the male version of women who like dominant femboys and twinks.
-Women that are very small, tiny, petite and that you can't take seriously when they're angry because they're just so adowable they look like they're pouting puppies, they pair very well with big scary lads like yours truly.
-Both gentle, kind and caring souls but also dirty sluts and filthy bitches. Perhaps both? After all bulldogs and rotweillers can be hugged too.
-People that can hold a conversation and can also have autistic rants of their own interests. It's very wholesome to listen to your tard tirades after you've listened to my own.
-People with good music taste. Yes, recommend me your metal or weird genre, I have a collection to make.
-Not Taylor Swift. Every straight guy that pretends to like her is either trying to please you or trying to get you to please him if you catch my drift.
-FFM threesomes.
PROVIDES
-Big hunky men (also hairy, tatted, gymrats, dadbods…) that make you feel safe
-Smart, interesting men that make you feel dumb
-Dangerous and alluring dudes because something something chicks dig bad boys.
-Twinks and femboys that are cuter than you.
-Monstermen because Beast from Beauty and the Beast really did a number on you.
-Any type of guy really, I'm good at acting.
NON-NEGOTIABLE
Regardless of what you want from me in any form of lewd plot there are four things I'll always seek in a variety of ways and they are as follows:
-Rimming (both giving and recieving)
-Breeding (from just creampies and unprotected sex to being a dad and preggo stuff)
-Maledom (willing to accept VERY gentle femdom or switch stuff)
-Good world building (it adds so much, if you disagree we might as well just be sexting)
If you dislike any of the above then PLEASE, do not waste your time trying to circumvent these.
REGARDING NON EROTIC PLOTS
I won't go out of my way to seek vanilla plots as I write already by trade and it's all stuff that isn't smutty and I unwind with the lusty side of the ink. Despite that, I'm not fully closed off to the idea of something more pure or artistic if you have a strong idea or we get a good vibe going, just make sure to establish a goal for such a plot.
A BUNCH OF PLOTS I'VE BEEN NESTING IN MY MIND
Duet
If the Snaggletooth pfp didn't clue you in, I'm a huge metalhead, so to sort of cover my own inability to play an instrument or sing properly I've watched plenty of documentaries about musicians and bands and ended up crafting the schematics of a novel about a young musician who disappears from the public eye after an accident where his bandmates die, only to resurface years later totally changed, physically, mentally and musically going from the teenage boy-band fuckboy to a controversial, hardcore rocker in the vein of Lemmy, Blackie Lawless or Danzig. The story itself, as you would imagine, revolves around the mystery of his ten-year disappearance and is a commentary on fame, trends and the sickly nature of the nature of celebrity culture, but I figured this tragic musical figure would also have a history of girlfriends, groupies and fuckbuddies in the industry so regardless of what you're looking for I'd love to play my novel protag with one of his romances, flings or sexpals at different points of his career.
Verde
Just my own personal twist on the fantasy love story that features one big meaty orc man, perhaps an FFM thingy with his two female party members in a throuple situation after all pleasing an orc isn't easy specially if the women aren't orcs themselves.
Proposal of the third wheel (My wife's best friend is my personal bitch)
Your bestie has been married for years, while you never found a good partner, always ending up unhappy in many departments, mostly sexually. However, she isn't dumb, and has noticed how, despite your cool and composed badass exterior, you've sneaked glances at her hubbie, who seems to fit your type. It's hard to not spit your drink out when your bestie confesses a severe decline on her own sexual drive after having kids and how her man had to suffer from it. So she has a strange proposal, as she knows full well that her husband would manage to please you and he needs a submissive t obreak now that his wife has grown disinterested in sex altogether, so she wants you to be his hubbie's bitch as it could help with both his and your sexual frustration while making you closer to your bestie and remove the needless complication of an actual relationship. This plot can also incorporate lesbian elements as I'd play the husband and wife.
MILF next door
Another classic but with my usual sprucing up. Young man in his twenties moves near a single woman that's like in her mid thirties so there's quite the age gap but she's still hot, at least to the guy, she's probably less charitable to herself, thinking she got fat after the divorce but having a handsome young stud lifts her spirits and she's quickly roped into posing for his photoshoots, which end up delving into cosplay and increasingly sexier stuff. Bit of a slow burn but damn it I'm getting older and need to capture the feeling of the mature woman experience.
Moving forward
Almost an inverse of the prior one but a tad more wholesome, my character would be a father and yours a friend of his daughter and the love they hide for many years until the daughter dies from an illness and only after her death a note of hers is revealed in which she knew how much her friend and dad cared for one another despite never doing anything out of respect for her, giving them the blessing only because she knows how much they care for eachother.
[Treat everything here as temporary until I can make it look nicer]
