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i dont think anyone has done this yet so here it is

rules are simple
1)answer someone's would you rather question that comes before yours
2)explain if you want
3) ask one for the next person

I'll start with a one

Would you rather be a Jedi or be the Avatar
 
The Avatar.
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Would you rather drink poison that would guarantee your enemy would die with you, or get wealth but your enemy would receive all your good luck tenfold?
 
Fighter with cured meats. Do you have any idea how many "beat my meat" jokes I could make as I wield a pair of salami sticks? I'd be the most aggressively sexual Fighter I could be.

WOULD YOU RATHER
Be able to change your appearance at will,
with the caveat that one random thing will
always go wrong (i.e., your hair color doesn't
change how you want, or your gender switches,
or your hands get yaoi big)​
OR...
Gain one superpower of your choice, with the
caveat that you can only use that power to
save the world from the menagerie of supervillains
that rise up to oppose you.
I mean not to be whiny but how did this one get entirely ignored​
 
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Would you rather:

Have anything you write become a big hit with royalties and whatever you can dream of but couldn't use them for anything fun and not business? [And yes everything is covered from patents to copyrights and shizz]

OR

Be able to jump into any of the worlds you've created or taken a particular interest in, but have to stay in there for a full year?
 
Oh, first one, by miles! Most worlds I'm interested in wouldn't be fun for a full year, I'd get myself killed. Also, I'm boring like that. I like the comfort of our world. And on the topic of boring yet comfortable vs. exciting yet something more difficult...

Would you rather...

Be able to travel around the world, meet all sorts of new and interesting people and get friends all around the globe,
but never set your roots anywhere and own a piece of land.

Or!

Live in the nice, comfortable community, where you know everyone and get along with them all, own your own house and a small plot of land it's placed on,
but never be able to move away from there or travel the world?
 
Second one for sure. I'm not one for travel and I love my house and my things in it. I could easily hermit up and grow a garden (not keep it alive though. I let a succulent die somehow)

Would you rather have your favorite food in the world taste like raisins

Or

You can no longer see your favorite color.
 
Food, for sure. While it would be a bummer to lose out on one bit of food (I don't even hate raisins that much, but still), there are plenty of other foods in the world I can enjoy. Losing out on the ability to see my favorite color would ruin just about everything. My wardrobe, my furniture accents, this site. EVERYTHING.

Would you rather take a six-hour road trip with a stranger OR a three-hour plane ride with your most annoying family member?
 
The first one is my reality. The second made Stephanie Meyers rich. I'm take number two.

Would you rather...

Rule the entire world for one week; everyone has to do what you say, with no questions asked and no delay, for seven entire days.

OR

Rule your home for one year. Same deal; if you rent, your landlord has to obey whatever you decree, even down to rent. If you own, you don't have to get a permit to build that nice deck you've been wanting.
 
Aw dude the second one easy. I don't wanna leave here anyhow so I can just bankrupt my city by making them build me the best house and before the year is done get it fully paid off (thanks to the city) and completely renovated to my specif- Wow I should never have power... But yea still the second one.

Would you rather have your shoes always feel like they're full of sand

OR

Your hands always feel sticky
 
Slippery without a doubt cause like you I hate to be sticky

would you rather have the head and mentality of a guy on a woman's body

OR


Have the head of a woman and the mentality of a woman on a man's body
 
Head and mentality of a woman on a man's body.
Very possibly because my own life experiences and all I know is a woman's mentality ~ I like my brain and how I process and logic through stuff, and I also really like... Male genitalia... and would be endlessly entertained if I had my very own.

Would you rather...

Be unable to walk because of a physical disability

OR

Be unable to walk because of a lack of gravity?​
 
Pinky toe who will see it anyways

Would you rather

Be superstrong
OR
Be able to teleport?
 
ive literally been to both so this is so funny. but i prefer morocco because i know the language and culture, have several friends there, the food is divine, and they have the only jewish museum in the entire arab world; so i think that's Neat.

finland is amazing though, the people are some of the greatest ive ever met, and the language is dope as shit. i learned and became conversational in finnish when i was 12 years old, but i lost most of it over the years since i only used it online. was a really cool way to get a refrresher like oh yeah i know that word, and slowly crawl out mina puhun suomi! mina! mita kuuluu! hyvaa!!! LET ME LOVE YOU!

and then i forgot to play. would you rather: never do drugs, recreational or otherwise, including caffeine, for the rest of your life, but know that you will always be perfectly healthy until you die, or be able to do them but know that you will lose ten years off of your life span?
 
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Oh, easily the first one. I've always been pretty straight edge and the few times I've ever gotten drunk/high, I haven't enjoyed it much. Caffeine does nothing to me so! I'll take perfect health all the way.

Would you rather have one fantastic lover/partner but your relationship only lasts five years;

Or

Have multiple okay lovers/partners throughout your lifetime, but you'll never be alone?

(If you're aromatic, a platonic relationship can be substituted here.)
 
Multiple okay lovers. I really enjoy change (shocker for a Virgo)

Would you rather...


End World Hunger.......or End all R@pe?